I have noticed so many instances of chicks turning gay after having one kid. I guess they feel accomplished after they do their “womanly duty” at least once. I wonder if these girls were always gay or if these sly “studs” just bagged them up at the exact perfect time. When you see the typical black or spanish lesbian couple on the train, in the city, its always the same combination: a thugged-out, rough Rasheeda/Bertha looking broad (cologne, boxers, armpit hair, the whole nine yards) then the other chick has her hair, nails, eyebrows done, <extra much> looking like Tammy Faye Baker’s ethnic niece. I know opposites attract, but damn. They’re so far apart on the female spectrum, it is a litte like to different genders.
I guess those females with kids came to the realization that their “baby daddy aint doing shit for [me] anyway, [I] might as well get wit a broad” That’s sexy on video, until your ‘shorty’ takes your last tampon or the velcro on the strappy fails. Ladies: good luck with all that, the only thing worst for y’all than a no-good mate is a no-good mate that can’t even lay the pipe right. And fellas beware, like Alice said on The L Word, “..all girs are straight…until they’re not.” So hold on to them chicks, Rasheeda and then are call AGs for a reason (Argessive.) She’ll bag your girl and have your kid calling her daddy-EARLY.