MTA.10/14/09 (Silver Shoes)
No guy should ever wear shoes like this, he looks like he’s a back-up dancer in the musical adaptation of The Wiz. I swear, those things are a slight upgrade from ballerina slippers. When he went to sit down, I thought he was about to do a plie. Now let me be clear, the color’s hot. I’ve been thinking about silver shoes for the past year and half, the stars just haven’t aligned in my case yet. This style of shoe is weak, it has no character, it looks like an afterthought, it’s an underthought. I’m ashamed for him. (Women, you’re not off the hook here, you all are just able to get away with a lot more) I don’t even like the sole of the shoe, if you’re gonna make the shoes and laces silver, just GO ALL IN! Maybe he just stepped in flourescent pant, if they were gold, I’d think he had the Midas touch.