Mockurazzi, a definition by c/A

I don’t care enough to stalk down New York City celebrities, just to get a blurry pic of their bodyguard’s palm. Save that for TMZ, I’m a native-we’re our own celebrities and we act like it. That’s why I find it so much more interesting capturing real people, there’s always a story there-somewhere. Sure, it’s a little voyeuristic, but every appearance in public is a presentation. If you want privacy in a city of 8 million, wear a burqa and take town cars. <left> *CHARLIE CHAPLIN, DRESSED AS A FIREFIGHTER, BUYS CONDOMS AND POPPERS AT A VILLAGE APOTHECARY* <right> *CRUELLA DA VILLE, IN PARK SLOPE JETS FOR THE PUPPY-MOBILE ON HER WAY TO THE WESTMINSTER KENNEL CLUB DOG SHOW (driver pictured)