Uggs Are The Devil’s Spawn

This is the most pointless, character-less shoe in the history of shoedom, even Keds had more flavor than this. Look at them, there’s no form, there no detail, it’s the letter “L.” Why would something like this cost $165 a pop? Why does my mother and sister have a combined 6 pair? (Does the math in my head… NINE NINETY. Whoa! No! Fail!)
I love how the girl that wear Fuggs (fake+uggs) are so proud of it. “$29.99, baby… I aint no fool.” I can applaud that, if you’re gonna go stupid, don’t break the bank getting there.
I know it’s cold out and I hear uggs are really warm…you get one-third of a point for that fact. Period. But then you loose 2.75 points for wearing them in Summer too. And for the men wearing uggs… *dead air* *white noise* *radio silence*