House For Sale

This old ratty-looking guy in The Village had some a astroturf and little picket fence with the House For Sale sign on Sixth Avenue. I really thought he was a bum trying to sell the sidewalk, until I realized he was playing Old School House Music. Sometimes I really crack myself up.

[Queen Latifah "Come Into my House"]

Good Saturday

THE WEEKEND! You’re here, I have missed you so much. I wanted to get up early today, so when I saw the clock on the tv say 8:25, I thought I did. But that was Paciific time, I just lost three hours in a split second. At least it’s still morning…